she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
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