Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
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