Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
She just used a chaser for red wine.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
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