So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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