and you said cock pushups were impossible
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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