Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
