i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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