That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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