i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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