You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
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