I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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