I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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