I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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