I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
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