rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Is Oprah even human
Randomize
