i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
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