he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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