Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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