I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
