what if I'm pregnant?
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I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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