the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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