"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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