He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
The ass gains better be worth it
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