I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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