I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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