Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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