I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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