Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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