I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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