fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize
