i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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