so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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