so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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