dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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