So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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