You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
My life is pants optional.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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