that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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