I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
there is another microwave in the elevator.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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