Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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