You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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