I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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