we need to drink 2009 down the drain
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
There's always time for handjobs
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Randomize
