The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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