I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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