So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
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