One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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