All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
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