D3 body, D1 cock
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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