oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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