i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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