We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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