The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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