sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
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