so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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